Archive - Ad Astra, or Whatever

I went to a wine store and all I got...

The real art was the balloons we sculpted along the way.

Mar 10 •

January 2025

Gaslight yourself this winter

All the cool kids are doing it.

Jan 31 •

Lie back and think of Nosferatu

"I am an appetite, nothing more."

Jan 8 •

December 2024

Bet you thought you'd seen the last of me.

Yes, that is a threat.

Dec 30, 2024 •

July 2021

I'm feeling Low (feat. T-Pain)

But I am also not Sorry For Party Rocking

Jul 8, 2021 •

June 2021

Concrete jungle where dreams are made up

In the past two days, I’ve discovered that I’m too anxious a person to go gallivanting about as if life were a game, or to move to New York with one (1…

Jun 24, 2021 •

There was no possibility of taking a walk that day

So we took the train to Procrastination Station

Jun 10, 2021 •

May 2021

May your sorrows be counted and number as many

As drops of wine and vodka that stay in my glass

May 27, 2021 •

The best way to read

Is to simply not

May 20, 2021 •

Defend my honor, sir knight

That's code for "ravish me"

May 13, 2021 •

Flamingos and rabbits and penguins, oh my!

Hand me the aux cord

May 6, 2021 •

April 2021

Joan of Arc + Narcissus =

A match made in IG purgatory

Apr 29, 2021 •

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