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I'm feeling Low (feat. T-Pain)
But I am also not Sorry For Party Rocking
Jul 8, 2021 • 
Alexa
3
June 2021
Concrete jungle where dreams are made up
In the past two days, I’ve discovered that I’m too anxious a person to go gallivanting about as if life were a game, or to move to New York with one (1…
Jun 24, 2021 • 
Alexa
8
There was no possibility of taking a walk that day
So we took the train to Procrastination Station
Jun 10, 2021 • 
Alexa
4
May 2021
May your sorrows be counted and number as many
As drops of wine and vodka that stay in my glass
May 27, 2021 • 
Alexa
4
The best way to read
Is to simply not
May 20, 2021 • 
Alexa
7
Defend my honor, sir knight
That's code for "ravish me"
May 13, 2021 • 
Alexa
4
Flamingos and rabbits and penguins, oh my!
Hand me the aux cord
May 6, 2021 • 
Serena Crane
7
April 2021
Joan of Arc + Narcissus =
A match made in IG purgatory
Apr 29, 2021 • 
Alexa
11
Oh darling, do I have a story for you
Yes dear, I'd love another gin & tonic
Apr 22, 2021 • 
Alexa
8
Let's get rec'ed
When life gives you lemons, pretend to be a well-read jogger
Apr 15, 2021 • 
Alexa
 and 
Serena Crane
12
Nothing compares 2
Her <3
Apr 8, 2021 • 
Alexa
10
Application to the captaincy
Resume attached below
Apr 1, 2021 • 
Alexa
7
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